Reviews

Want to send me your product for me to review?
That’s great!
Unfortunately, I’m not some kind of high profile Youtuber or blogger.
However, I will always try to do my best to keep my content as high quality as I can!.
Please do note that these rules also apply to non-physical products and/or services 🙂

But, there are some things I want to mention before you start sending me stuff.
I do take nearly all products that I can safely show off for review.
So don’t send me your ehm… kinky stuff, drugs or stuff that need to be handled very carefully. (glass stuff is allowed, just don’t send me stuff like guns – airsoft guns are fine -. I will most likely hand them over to the authorities)

Items that are for consumers/prosumers (you know, stuff that people might actually want) are preferred!
Got a new keyboard in the make? send it over for me to review it!
Maybe some new mice or headsets? sweet! I would love to review them 😀
Just make sure that they work before sending them :3

I want to make 1 point clear, however:
It will be posted on MY youtube channel and/or on MY blog.
So I make the rules.

  • No Cheating!
    • I will make my reviews as honest as I can be. This means I will point out as many negatives and possibles as I can.
      If you don’t like this, go find someone who is willing to bend over for you or your company instead.
      If you can’t handle criticism about your product, then don’t even try to sell them.
      Either I will point them out (and if it’s a prototype you can still fix it before the final release hits the market) or the community will do so. (which may potentially cost you your reputation)
      If your product fails (or simply doesn’t reach any expectation/promises at all) it will make it into the review.
      I do not simply tell you in secret that the product fails so that you can fix it and act like nothing happened.
      My thoughts aren’t for sale.
      If your product sucks, it sucks and I will publish this in the review. No money can change it (in fact, attempts to bribe me will get published as well).
      I also will not take down my review because you don’t like it.
      The only reason for me to take it down is because of some massive issue (like the video freezing).
      If I notice a small issue (like a test issue or typo), then I will change it by means of annotations.
  • In for a Gamble?
    • If you send your gear so you take a chance. I don’t care if it’s “not how it was supposed to be” or “a bad unit”.
      All units should be checked for quality.
      How did the faulty unit even get through the tests?
  • No peeking allowed!
    • I will not allow anyone but myself (and maybe my girlfriend) to see a review before it’s being posted online.
      No exceptions.
      You made a gamble remember? your product should be as expected.
      No way I will hide anything from the public.
  • No Going Back!
    • Any review samples will be kept.
      If the product is unsafe for me to keep (like a fire hazard, explosion danger, or anything else that can harm me, my family or the environment), I will be handed to professionals so they can dispose of it properly.
      So if it is your only prototype, then don’t send it or you won’t have a prototype left.
      If you don’t want me to keep it, then please send something else that I can keep (don’t just send me a button, but anything I may actually like… like a few dozen of nerd stickers, or a nice t-shirt)
  • Always stay Competitive!
    • There is a big chance I will compare your gear to competitor’s gear (or even your own in rare cases).
      If you don’t like that, then don’t send it (it’s very common for reviews to do so anyways)
  • Change is good!
    • I may always update the terms of reviews.
      However, old reviews won’t be affected by it. (see No Cheating section)

Now that we got that out of the way, if you still want me to review your product, then head over to the contact form and tell me about you, your company and your product.
If it sounds interesting enough to me, then I will give you my address, to which you can send my review sample.

Thanks!